what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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