Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
I looked at my own cervix.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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