elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
be right there i have to get my cape
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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