The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Church boner. Awkwardddd
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hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
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I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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