Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
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all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
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He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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