So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
she smelled like a LAN party
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
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it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
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yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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