We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
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its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
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Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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