the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
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They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
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Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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