People in love make me want to vomit
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
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Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
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Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
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