There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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