Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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