I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Randomize
