you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
She's the barista slut.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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