Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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