I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
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champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
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It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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