? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I bet he comes in French.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
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I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
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I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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