i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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