i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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