never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
this just has baby written all over it
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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