Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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