My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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