my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
my being single is dangerous.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
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