I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
high people should be assigned attendants
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
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I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
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i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
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