I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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