Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
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To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
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I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
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