i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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