I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
