Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
i just had sex bonerless
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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