so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
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I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
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And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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