I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
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My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
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Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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