Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
