she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
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you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
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I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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