I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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