So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
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