we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
im holly from the hills drunk
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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