So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
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I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
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I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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