All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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