oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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