Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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