I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
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Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
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after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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