fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
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In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
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I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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