This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
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do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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