Jerry, you need to find god
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
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Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
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Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
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