And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
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Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
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he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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