I just saw a hot homeless man
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
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..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
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So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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