Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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