Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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