I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
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She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
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I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I'm getting married
To pizza
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
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