and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
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I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
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I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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