A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
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It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
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yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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