i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
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Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
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There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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