you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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