so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Randomize
