operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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