my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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