Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
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